Saturday, July 16, 2011

Old Classics

For next fall semester, I am taking this English class called "blah blah blah...19th Century Thought." For this class, I have to read the following books: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Silas Marner and Two Short Stories by George Eliot, and The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. So when I started reading Mary Shelley, I got to thinking that I haven't read a lot of the old classic novels. How can I call myself an English major if I haven't even read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

So I'm going to compile a list of all those classic books that I need to read, and read them all in the next year. Now, I know you're probably thinking that this is an impossible feat, but I will make myself do it. I'm going on vacation in a few weeks and I'm going to be on a plane, and driving home, to/from Yellowstone National Park (FYI I'm going to be doing a 'series' of my time there with pictures and [hopefully] a day-by-day update on what I'm up to there). That means that I'll have a lot of time on my hands that is better used reading classics than playing games on Facebook and waiting for someone to comment on my status.

So below is a list of all the books I'm hoping to have read by August 30th of next year (I want to be finished before next fall semester):

Mary Shelley:
Frankenstein

Jane Austen:
Pride & Prejudice
Sense and Sensibility
Maybe Persuasion and Northanger Abbey

Charlotte Bronte:
Jane Eyre

Emily Bronte:
Wuthering Heights (Wish me luck on this one)

Homer:
The Illiad (I've already read The Odyssey)

Bram Stoker:
Dracula

Leo Tolstoy:
Anna Karenina

 Alexandre Dumas:
The Three Musketeers
The Man in the Iron Mask

Robert Louis Stevenson:
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde 

Frederick Schiller:
Joan of Arc

I think that's a good enough list for the following year. If there are any that you would like to recommend, please put that in a comment. I would love to see what people like so I don't get bored out of my mind. 

 

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wedding Shows are Addictive

If you've ever watched "Say Yes To The Dress" (or any variations of it) and "Four Weddinngs" and shows like that, don't you find yourself thinking what the dress they're trying on would look on you? Or what you would do differently to the reception, or what you might use for your own wedding? Or if you have a friend that's getting married, you get the "Wedding Bug" that makes you start thinking about all this stuff. Well, that happens to me all the time. And for some reason, I keep getting wedding magazines in the mail (I never signed up for them and I'm not paying for them) and I feel the urge to look through. I can't seem to help myself.

It gets scary when I start planning my wedding and I'm not even dating anyone. I already know what colors I want, who my Maid of Honor is, what dress I'm getting (shown below), what designer my bridesmaids dresses are coming from, and what Bridal store I'm going to to get my dress, and in what months I might want my wedding to be in. How sad is that? Pretty sad, from what I've been told.

Part of me thinks that it's good to think ahead so everything isn't crammed together and I get stressed out when the time comes (if it comes at all). But by the time that happens, all my friend would have already gone through it and I would have people to help me. The only thing I'm dreading is having to talk to a pastor for our "marriage counseling" before hand. Oh well. I'll worry about that later. Much, much later.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Christopher Titus - Love is Evol

So last night, I was staying with my family at a hotel and I was channel surfing when I stopped on Comedy Central. There was this guy doing his thing, and I instantly loved him--his work I mean, not him himself. It even got my family to enjoy it even with the swearing and political statements. So I wrote down his name to be able to YouTube him when I got home. I couldn't find the one from last night which was called "Neverlution" but I did find the one titles "Love is Evol."

If you ever want to laugh your hardest, and I'm talking having trouble breathing kind of laughing, then you need to watch the video below and hold on tight. There are nine parts, each at ten minutes, and there's no way that I feel like I wasted my time. There was a point at around video 7/9 to 8/9 that I had to stop watching because  I was having trouble breathing. I was getting light headed and my stomach felt like it was caught in my throat. I've never gotten to the point where I couldn't laugh any more; but Christopher Titus went above and beyond.

Cripes, I think I'm losing my voice from how much I was laughing. But it's when I was wheezing that I knew, as well as anyone around me, that I couldn't be laughing harder.

Below is the first part of the "Love is Evol" show, and if you don't find it appealing, I'm sorry but there must be something wrong.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Janet Evanovich

Out of all the books that I have, Janet Evanovich is the only one that writes humor like Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel (if you follow my meaning). I have read all of her published works, but it's her Stephanie Plum series that are the funniest books that I've ever read in my life so far. I love them enough to buy all seventeen of them and will continue to buy the ones that have yet to be released. I don't consider them a waste of money, time, and paper or ebook space. Now that I have a Nook, I pre-order her books before they even come out and start reading them on the day they're released instead of waiting for them to be shipped on the release day.

I was first introduced to the series by a co-worker who's in her sixties. She told me that the humor was mainly light dirty humor, but I would find it an excellent read. I work at a library and there isn't a librarian there that hasn't read the series. This tells you that the books appeal to women of different ages and they keep readers coming back for more. Believe me, after seventeen books there has to be something about them that keeps people interested.

If you aren't even interested in reading them yet, here's the synopsis of the first book in the series One for the Money (fyi, you'll never be confused about which book is next because the number is in the title.):


Watch out, world. Here comes Stephanie Plum, a bounty hunter with attitude. In Stephanie's opinion, toxic waste, rabid drivers, armed schizophrenics, and August heat, humidity, and hydrocarbons are all part of the great adventure of living in Jersey.

She's a product of the "burg," a blue-collar pocket of Trenton where houses are attached and narrow, cars are American, windows are clean, and (God forbid you should be late) dinner is served at six.

Now Stephanie's all grown up and out on her own, living five miles from Mom and Dad's, doing her best to sever the world's longest umbilical cord. Her mother is a meddler, and her grandmother is a few cans short of a case.

Out of work and out of money, with her Miata repossessed and her refrigerator empty, Stephanie blackmails her bail bondsman cousin, Vinnie, into giving her a try as an apprehension agent. Stephanie knows zilch about the job requirements, but she figures her new pal, fearless bounty hunter Ranger, can teach her what it takes to catch a crook.

Her first assignment: nail Joe Morelli, a former vice cop on the run from a charge of murder one. Morelli is also the irresistible macho pig who took Stephanie's virginity at age sixteen and then wrote the details on the bathroom wall of Mario's Sub Shop. There's still powerful chemistry between these two, so the chase should be interesting.

It could also be extremely dangerous, especially when Stephanie encounters a heavyweight title contender who likes to play rough. Benito Ramirez is known for his brutality to women. At the very least, his obsession with Stephanie complicates her manhunt and brings terror and uncertainty into her life. At the worst, it could lead to murder.

Witty, fresh, and full of surprises, One for the Money was among the most eagerly awaited crime novels of the season.

I implore you to try out this book. If you're interested, go to Janet's website and you'll see the order of the books so you can either get them from your local library, or, if you're as impatient as I get, go to Barnes&Noble (or wherever you get your books) and order it.  If you're not pulled in by this, or if you don't like the dirty humor that's in it, I'm sorry.

Well, there's my advertising for the afternoon. Have a great day everybody! And if you're living in Michigan right now, grab a book instead of going outside--you'll melt the minute you're outside.

 

Historical Fiction

So I've read two historical fiction books recently and I have mixed feelings about them. I read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory and The King's Mistress by Emma Campion. I believe it's safe to say what king and time period Gregory's book is from--if you know nothing of King Henry VIII that's pretty sad. The other one is in the mid 1350s through 1370s and King Edward II.

Both were great stories, in their own way, but I very disliked the way the main characters were treated. I know that it was the way things were back then, but still. Henry VIII throws mistresses away faster than a hotcake and washes his hands of them immediately. Edward II loves his mistress until the end of his days, but when he dies everyone believes that it was because of her that all their money was gone and she had something to do with his death. And I absolutely hated the ending of that book. Don't ask me why. She ends up with the man she loves with all her surviving children by her side and she doesn't die at the end. But there were a lot of deaths in that book, most of them were either related to her or to King Edward II.

Even though I haven't been completely moved by those books, I've found a few more that I'm interested in reading. Secrets of the Tudor court : Pleasure Palace by Kate Emerson and To Serve a King by Donna Russo Morin. If you are wondering, yes, I like reading about the Tudor family--which both of those books are mainly about or affiliated with.

If there is a book like the ones that I've mentioned and you know of one that you enjoyed, please comment it. I would love to give it a try.


Here are the covers of the books that I was talking about: